My name is Iiyama Hunt. I’m an intelligence operative for the secret agency known as the Federal Association of Pussy Protective Services. What is FAPPS, you ask? Well, if you don’t mind me being blunt, it’s a pretty long story to tell empty-handed. Master, get my pal here a cold glass of milk, and a vodka martini for me. Shaken, not stirred. Oh yes. FAPPS is a secret organization that collects information and research on impregnations, uterine conditions, and sex crimes around the world, and if necessary, employs direct action to bring things under control.